I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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