im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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