it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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