love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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