Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
