you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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