You're so nebulous sometimes
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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