Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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