Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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