we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
