I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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