I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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