How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing