Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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Dignity is for republicans.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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