do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
home. puking in laundry basket.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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