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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just made out with a guy for $7.

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• (323): View more from California

  just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"

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