I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.