She just used a chaser for red wine.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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