i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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