I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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