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say what?
wanna hang out?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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