I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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