Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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