Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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