bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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