I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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