Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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