i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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