Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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