I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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