is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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