Nicole vs. Life
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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