...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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