I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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