if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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