I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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