Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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