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It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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