i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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