PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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