I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no, he came in my armpit
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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