come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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