It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The feeling are messing with the penis
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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