I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
