did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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