I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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