The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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