you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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