We won't sleep together?
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When are your genitals available?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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