We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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