I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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