I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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