I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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