for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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