I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
