I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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