he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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