Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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