Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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