Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
