rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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