it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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