He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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