Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?