What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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