just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Your penis caused this!
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